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cookiemonstahz: cake-full-of-fist: ask-killingfantasy8: ciel-dog-phantomhive: crys-love: tor-o-saurus: thebigmystery42: ….sorta scared?…. your url makes this 10x creepier I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is set look at the notes. Okay, we’ll be waiting. Fucking shit…… What the actual fuck you guys WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK ¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¿¿! nothing happened the last 2 times...
We had to shave our cat because she had mats in her fur. But then she was cold. So we bought her a sweater. It also came with a little hat. My cat hates me.
nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
nicevagina: Contrary to many beliefs, you don’t actually need a fucking life story reason to get a tattoo.
I’m gonna do a thing Someone had to buy tumblr because the website was going to go under because they aren’t making enough revenue to keep it afloat. It had a few months at best. I read tumblr will continue as an independent corporation. I really don’t believe much change will happen out of this, maybe a few more ads. I did the thing.
alphaidiot: joshhunkerson: Josh Peck does it again - Fuck sake Josh
bbolin: my sister told me about this erotic romance novel she thought up where theres this cowboy and he has a maid who he wants to bang and so he gets her naked on his bed and shes on all fours and he gets a saddle and hes like “can i ride u” and she whispers “neigh”
shego: true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time
nepetaquest: arguments that should be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr: their initial offer is too low possible unnecessary ad space stricter regulations arguments that should not be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr: “TUMBLR IS MEANT FOR OUTCASTS AND WEIRDOS ONLY” “NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH OUR SACRED GROUND” “FANDOMS UNITE AGAINST FACEBOOKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
do any of you have a twitter? tell me your twitter username so i can add you!!!! :) ?
madturbating: princess: imagine if mcdonalds didn’t even exist
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my cellular number snapchat twitter facebook skype email facetime first born you know, anything you want
cha-ser: lightlesslove: fuckinpessimist: ...
thewholockgames: dean-the-hug-monster: I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfirend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me. He doesn’t have a car. He lives 10 miles away. He ran. MARRY HIM
shorturl: in 2020 it’s going to be 420 for a whole month